I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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