love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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