REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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