I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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