Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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