uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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