whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Randomize
