this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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