Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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