I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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