Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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