went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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