Just fell off a train. Bad.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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