So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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