I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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