morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
