why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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