so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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