yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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