Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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