where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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