it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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