My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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