it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I have post one night stand depression
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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