Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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