So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
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