I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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I need you to use more vowels.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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