It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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