I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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