just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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