Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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