Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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