i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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