He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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