Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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