Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
