He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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