if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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