Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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