i jhust puked up my retainher.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
