Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
You can't just leave with hair like that
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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