She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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