Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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