You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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