he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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