R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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