did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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