i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
wow bdsm is so cute
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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