i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Its about making memories worth repressing
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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