Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Randomize
