I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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