Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I didn't notice because vodka
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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