We won't sleep together?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Alive.
So much puke
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
as a side note pls kill me
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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