This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
